Audi R8 held hostage

We consider ourselves fans of the Audi R8. Whether in regular strength V8 form or new and improved extra bold V10 flavor, the R8 is a car that many of us would consider doing unmentionable things to attain. It's a car that seems to do just about everything right, and produces numbers that belie its specs. It elicits emotional responses from those who see it as if they'd just come across a potential new mate. It's visceral. But would you have a hard time choosing a real live human being over an R8? That is the dilemma in this clever Audi spot found on YouTube. Follow the jump to decide.